{"id":65,"date":"2009-04-16T12:37:19","date_gmt":"2009-04-16T19:37:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wat.zskunk.com\/?p=65"},"modified":"2009-04-16T12:37:19","modified_gmt":"2009-04-16T19:37:19","slug":"top-5-wat-movies-that-make-you-go-wat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.wat.zskunk.com\/?p=65","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 Wat? Movies that Make You Go Wat"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"Andy

Andy Warhol's Flesh of Frankenstein (1973)<\/p><\/div>\n

Wat? Moment — After he is helped off a corpse he molested, Dr. Frankenstein informs his assistant, “To know death, you must f**k life in the gall bladder.”<\/p>\n

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\"The

The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)<\/p><\/div>\n

Wat? Moment\u00c2\u00a0— Woman tries to fend off a Jewish vampire with a crucifix, to which he replies: “Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire.”<\/p>\n

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\"Passion

Passion in the Desert (1997)<\/p><\/div>\n

Wat? Moment\u00c2\u00a0— Not shortly after an uncomfortably intimate scene between a man and a leopard, cut to a goat being milked into a hat.<\/p>\n

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\"Freak<\/a>

Freak Orlando (1981)<\/p><\/div>\n

Wat? Moment\u00c2\u00a0— Everything. From drag queen disco Jesus to the\u00c2\u00a0dalmatian painted little person with matching dog and umbrella<\/a>. It’s really just a never-ending stream of Wat.<\/p>\n

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\"Fantaghir\u00c3\u00b2<\/a>

Fantaghir\u00c3\u00b2 (1991)<\/p><\/div>\n

Wat? Moment\u00c2\u00a0— Actually a series of half a dozen TV movies, so it probably could earn it’s own Top 5 Wat?s, but in the interest of brevity, I’ll pick one out of a hat: In a chase, when\u00c2\u00a0Fantaghir\u00c3\u00b2\u00c2\u00a0falls in the woods, magically-animated tree branches catch her while simultaneously copping a feel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c2\u00a0 Wat? Moment — After he is helped off a corpse he molested, Dr. Frankenstein informs his assistant, “To know death, you must f**k life in the gall bladder.” \u00c2\u00a0 Wat? Moment\u00c2\u00a0— Woman tries to fend off a Jewish vampire with a crucifix, to which he replies: “Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire.” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[77,39],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","tag-movies","tag-movies-wat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wat.zskunk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wat.zskunk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wat.zskunk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wat.zskunk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wat.zskunk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.wat.zskunk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wat.zskunk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wat.zskunk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wat.zskunk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}