Bamako Zebra Dress by Eden

“Once upon a time, I was worn by a background actress on the set of Crocodile Dundee; you know, the one doing coke lines in uptown NYC.” – 1988

Printed Short Rope Shoulder Dress by T-Bags

“I inspired the African drum beats that set the stage for the very-not-African principle cast of Working Girl.” – 1988

Jacket Dress by Black Halo

“Fish or no fish, call me Wanda and I will dazzle you, John Cleese.” – 1988

Duchess Dress by Acne Jeans

“Replicants never looked this good.” – 1982

Mock Turtleneck Sweater Dress by Qi

“I plan to make my debut in Ladyhawke 2.” – 1985