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Top 5 Wat?Random Sammiches

1. Reuben Sammich Cake, or. Cake Sammich?

Reuben Sandwich Cake

Reuben Sandwich Cake

2. Crazy Sammich on Youtube, courtesy of Elephant Larry

3. The Red Barn Lobster Roll (Sammich), found via Slashfood

The Red Barn Lobster Roll

The Red Barn Lobster Roll

4. Save our Taco (Sammich) Trucks Petition, referred by The Great Taco Hunt Blog: A Guide to the LA Taco (Sammich) Scene

Carne Asada is Not a Crime

Carne Asada is Not a Crime

5. Animals We Want to Eat (in Sammiches), courtesy of Urlesque.com

Hot Dog, so to speak

Hot Dog, so to speak

Top 5 Wat? Bad-Habit Dog Toys

InSniff Magazine Plush

InSniff Magazine Plush

“Magazines are for cuddling and drooling on. Cudrooling, if you will.”

Crabby Crabcake Plush Dog Toy

Crabby Crabcake Plush Dog Toy

“Crustaceans make fabulous playmates.”

iBone Plush Dog Toy

iBone Plush Dog Toy

“Gagdets are dog toys, too.”

1000 lb. Barbell Rope Dog Toy

1000 lb. Barbell Rope Dog Toy

“Dogs are man’s best friend, followed by ‘delusions of grandeur.'”

Silly Squeakers Beer Bottles Dog Toys

Silly Squeakers Beer Bottles Dog Toys

“Throw a dog a beer.”

Top 5 Wat? Movies that Make You Go Wat

 

Andy Warhol's Flesh of Frankenstein (1973)

Andy Warhol's Flesh of Frankenstein (1973)

Wat? Moment — After he is helped off a corpse he molested, Dr. Frankenstein informs his assistant, “To know death, you must f**k life in the gall bladder.”

 

The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)

The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)

Wat? Moment — Woman tries to fend off a Jewish vampire with a crucifix, to which he replies: “Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire.”

 

Passion in the Desert (1997)

Passion in the Desert (1997)

Wat? Moment — Not shortly after an uncomfortably intimate scene between a man and a leopard, cut to a goat being milked into a hat.

 

Freak Orlando (1981)

Freak Orlando (1981)

Wat? Moment — Everything. From drag queen disco Jesus to the dalmatian painted little person with matching dog and umbrella. It’s really just a never-ending stream of Wat.

 

Fantaghirò (1991)

Fantaghirò (1991)

Wat? Moment — Actually a series of half a dozen TV movies, so it probably could earn it’s own Top 5 Wat?s, but in the interest of brevity, I’ll pick one out of a hat: In a chase, when Fantaghirò falls in the woods, magically-animated tree branches catch her while simultaneously copping a feel.